I'm here to rub into your faces that I AM FINALLY DONE WITH WINTER QUARTER!! I survived 2 all-nighters, crazy caffeine side effects, and beat procrastination! I can now say that I have fallen asleep during a final (prof made us watch some documentary and I was dying), pulled an all nighter WITHOUT any napping, wrote a 7 page paper in about five hours, AND managed to put in some hours in work. I will be rewarded...

Therefore, I'm getting my hair did today.

Friday, it's off to Hawaii!!! CAN YOU FEEL THE EXCITEMENT!!!!

Hello xangalons,

YES, I AM STRESSED.

Every end of the quarter, I end up feeling like shit. The projects that have been assigned to us early on in the quarter are finally kicking me in the ass. For instance, I have a huge paper due on Monday. The project erquires that I conduct a 45 minute interview with someone interesting, transcribe the whole interview, then use excerpts of the interview to incorporate into a paper of "WHO AM I" (who are they, in this case.) At this point, I finally completed the first part and now should be busting my ass to go through my readings to find relevent sources to cite. Luckily, I have been caught up with most of my readings thanks to weekly required postings, so I'm now thinking it shouldn't be that hard. But honestly, I guarantee you that I'll be spending the next few nights on SOME computer and not on my bed. My problems do not end here...

FUCK COMPAQ LAPTOPS

The other day, my computer fried on me. Like... I was chatting normally with friends and next thing you know, BAM... the whole screen goes crazy with rainbow colors and distorted puzzle-like pieces of words everywhere. So geek squad Charles was supposed to help me out, but turns out even my crazy ass computer scared the shit out of him. So yes, that means I did drop a friggin G on a new laptop (Dell Inspiron 1505, $729 after rebate plus tax) that should arrive at our apt any moment now. (I was too frustrated to do more research so please don't tell me I made a bad choice.) This is the WORSE time for my laptop to fuck up on me, seriously. If i was rich, I'd sledgehammer that shit then toss it out the window. My former roommates Quyen and Haly know how I feel about that piece of crap Compaq that I once owned... the one with a huge crack in the LCD screen... I know... so sad...

TAHOE 2006

Aside from that, yes my poor Darnellion did get bapped in Tahoe. Phet's car slid sideways down the hill and dented my bumper while Saeng and Thong was fixing my chains, therefore the two were sandwiched between the cars and left 2 body dents in my fender. No one got hurt, just my poor car... The crazy journey towards Tahoe took about 10 hours and I drove thru a rainstorm, sunshine, and a snowstorm. Right when my car got hurt, I knew immediately that I had to make the best out of the Tahoe trip. And yes, you know it, I was fucked up the whole weekend and even broke my diet rules. IT WAS THE SHIT THO! Some of the memorable moments were:

- when my car was stuck on the hill, the boys drove down and hopped out like Ladder 49. They were my heroes!!
- drinking and smoking all day, eating bomb ass chicken and ribs.
- too tired to snowboard, falling in every way possible, eating other people's snow, giving up on the slopes, ice skating for free while Karen got hit on by an 18 year old hockey player with a missing front tooth.
- extreme sledding: I got the biggest and most painful bruises from this; other people slid half naked and landed in the fence and bushes.
- getting hyphy, watching people make ugly thizz faces, wrestling and beating up boys.
- drawing on Yaeng's butt.
- stupid Edwin's Taboo buzzer that annoyed the shit out of everyone.
- watching the guys muscle man eachother; ripping Tony's wifebeater and tying his hands while we drew murals on him. He had scales, stitch marks, and a unibrow the whole day next day.
- watching MY BLOCK, BAY AREA and how they didn't care about Richmond rappers hahha suckas!
- Charlie and the boys performing to "HERO" (Enrique) and that weird stupid song that goes "mya heee, mya hoo, mya heee, mya hoo oooh."
- killing 24 fifths of Henny, privelege, and Remy.
- not being allowed to sleep in peace.
- studio pictures.

I can't lie, our cabin was by far the pimpest cabin I've ever been in, and for sure I had a bomb ass time. Thanks everyone!!

UPCOMING EVENTS

You guys should already know where I'm going... HAWAII, MEXICO (by cruise), and STUDY ABROAD IN SPAIN (France and Italy too)!!! It's going to be wild I tell ya!!!!

BROKE STATUS

I'm emotionally down considering trips, bapped cars, and fried computers cost money!!! As of right now, I feel like a deadbeat who should really find a real job that pays, preferably ones where I don't have to deal with dumb asses, dress nice, and could sit in front of a computer all day. Hook it up. Better yet, just give me money.

Wanted: SUGAR DADDY. Inquire within.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Last week I misplaced a grip of money, therefore I am very sad.

This weekend I received a $50 rebate from Verizon, YAY!

I also received a reminder to pay a $48 dollar street cleaning ticket. FUCK!

DATE MOVIE is a retarded ass movie and a waste of time! BOO!

Drunk ping pong, wrestling, climbing chimneys, chugging beer, and Foothill side shows are cool! Tighttt!!

Dim sum is my signature way to end a weekend up north.

I met a black dude at work who responded to me with lotus fingers and a thizz face after I told him I was from the bay area. Apparently people do like to get stupid dumb hyphy retarded ride the yellow bus in LA!?

We tried to climb a real yellow bus in front of my house, but it had no bumpers. How do ghetto hyphee ppl get up on top?

HAS IT BEEN FRIGGIN NIPPLE-FREEZING BALL-SHRINKING COLD LATELY OR WHAT?

This week I will be hibernating and trying to finish up 2 fuckin projects before I get to let loose at Tahoe. WOOO HOOO!

Is Brokeback Mountain that great? Should I spend $9.50 and 3 hours of my life to see Heath and Jake get hot and steamy?

Will you people like me the same if I dyed my hair platinum blonde with streaks?

Are guys hesitant to make the move because they are stupid, clueless, or just afraid?

I want to change my lifestyle. I want to start reading finance magazines, talk to rich people, ignore poor people, get drunk more often (words of advice from Hak Gwai Tony on how he became cool), and look for a real job before I come back from Spain to a heap of NOTHINGNESS and BROKENESS.

Life gets tough around this time. Good thing I have my good friends, FOOD, HERB, and ALKY!

ANNIE's BDAY, continued...

I really really <3 the Rose Girls!

The good ol' dorm dinner days: comfortable, convenient, free, and solidarity.

I'm pimpin these man hoes. They like to give shoulder massages in the car when you pass the tunnels. "Mis cooz mi!!"

The guy in the vertical flannel offers good sex experiences also.

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CLUB IVAR, 1/4/06

Shoot me if I ever decide to go to Ivar again. I love Chinese people and all, but just not at the clubs.

"Fuck fobby stuck up girls!"

Parking lot pimpin'.

Fuck with me, and I'll fuck up your car. My side kick Logan in the backseat can testify. He's one lil mischievous thief!

We had wayy more fun in line taking pictures than in the club itself. So pathetic!

PROM POSES!!!

Look at all these MOHAWKS!!! Mike is such a trendsetterrrr! Charlie got a retarded mohawk tho...

This pose was influenced by Logan's real face.

In da club looking like we had a blast.

NOT DRUNK... Ivar got the SKIMPIEST shot glasses ever. It's like. 3/4 shot. Fuck them.

Phet thinks he's tight just cuz she licked his ear. You can't tell, but he had a boner hahaha!

Now look at us with Flo Jalin!! I think Phet had an orgasm hahah!

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Chillin on Sunday.

I styled both of their hair. You like?

Faggots getting mad over superbowl.

And that is all. Next post will have pictures from VINH and TRANG's bday.

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! HAPPY SINGLES AWARENESS DAY! HAVE A SAFE SEX-FILLED DAY!

THIS IS THE ENTRY YOU ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR!

I haven't really been in the writing mode lately, but today I fucked up my midterm and I feel the need to expel some steam from within.

In the future, I advise all you college students to check both sides of the midterm paper before proceeding to waste all your time elaborating on what you've already written. 

My teacher is a fob moron Taiwanese who did not bother to remind her students that the test consisted of 15 short answers, not just the 5 in the front. (front page had 5 ID's worth 8 pts each, and 5 short answers worth 4 pts each, and a block of space on the bottom of the page that made it seem like that was the end of the test. Directions did not indicate that there were 10 in the back and that she expected us to write 2 sentences max. If that was the case, they are NOT short answers! The test was NOT doable in 50 minutes!) A handful of us fucked up. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

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BACK TO THE PROGRAM...

HOW OFTEN DO YOU SEE ME GET FUBR?

For those who missed out on my bday and wanna know how it went, it went GREAT! Thank you everyone who wished me Happy drunk Birthday, and thanks for those who showed up. I am extremeeeeeeelllyyy grateful to have you guys in my life!

The night started out with dorm dinner at Covel. It was free and I loved it! Thanks Macy's friend for swiping us in, and thanks Macy for embarassing me.

Pre-party at the rose, 4 fifths of Henny and a bottle of XO. And yall know what that led to...

2 and 2 candles mean I am 22 years old.

 Backstage Bar and Grill in Culver City.

Ladies:

Fellas!

Kelly Clarkson's SINCE YOU BEEN GONE!

Leo and Hazel sang MY BOO to me!!

Julius rapped GOLDDIGGERRR!

We were singing it, alright!

De-chinking ourselves:

Later on, the night took an interesting course...

My personal stylist:

My masseuse (dunno how to spell):

I'm deuce deuce motha fuckas!

Look at all these people laughing at me. Damn...

Ker-plop on the bed.

I slept on more than just a red blanket. I hopped on top of the back of a SEXY RED FERARRI outside the bar too and got carried off. Thanks Saeng.

You did not wake up the princess. You guys woke up the beast!

Now everyone, walk this way!

Sleep this way!

Sleep this way too!

And finally, there goes the garbage can and the hair tied up.

Worshipping the porcelain king.

Tired from crying and yakking.

Feuy decides to dress me in the smallest pink sweater that I have not worn for years.

And the night ends this way.

More pix coming in future posts. Hope you all enjoyed!